April 2024 is the Launch of Bushwalking tours with Comedy show , Stress Relief, Mental Agility themes .

Hello Culture Lovers ,

After encountering numerous hurdles ,

The " Where am I " bushwalking tour/ show is now ready.

Your tour / show takes place approx 12 kms out of Kalgoorlie in the Great Western Woodlands.

Ingredients include bush comedy , 

mental health agility , stress relief , 

Sports analysis ( optional ) and taking the pressure down .

The exact location is called 

" The Graveyard of Car

 Wrecks " .

The cost is $35 per head .

( This is only if you can arrange 10 or more participants, otherwise the price is $70 per head )

You are in the driver's seat regarding the time / date .

Just send your choice of 

date / time with 72 hours notice.

The show / tour lasts about an hour.

You will need to sign a disclaimer/ Waiver form before it starts .

The tour / show contains helpful anti stress content together with very entertaining elements.

Anything on your mind = please just reply to this email.

Apologies again for the delays 

But good things are worth

 waiting for !

Best regards,

Dusty Swagman 

Dusty Dreams Studios  based in the mining capital of the world Kalgoorlie - Boulder.

On the menu is world beating comedy plus sports guru 

analysis .

Advice for optimum sports performance in all sports.

Mindset and momentum are covered thoughtfully.

Mental health agility is also covered by dusty dreams studios .

Comedy is very relevant to current  world chaos.

 Local and original.

Pictured is Dusty  Swagman at the Dinosaur Wrecks Studio near Kalgoorlie.

He is a rugged, off the beaten track comedian who lampoons a lot of established foolishness going on in our world these days.

The aim / mission of our services is to " power up " the entertainment factor in the mining related regions  plus create a drawcard in Kalgoorlie Boulder with our Bushwalking Tours that entertain , inform and even coach participants in Sports analysis and mental agility.

We are very entertaining and enterprising ,

with our world class  sporting services up there in the stratosphere .

We assisted Richmond Tigers achieve 3 AFL premierships with our mentor / advice service.

With the mining boom in full swing we are here to provide that extra factor catering to people's entertainment tastes and desires .

Also we can create a " by design / customised "  short movie for interested people / companies . 

With positive and proactive thoughts ….

Treat Yourself to an experience in the Great Western Woodlands

In the grinding , hard core 2023 working environment,

Stress is front and centre in people's realities .

You cannot escape it , except if you purchase a ticket to the 

" Dusty dreams bush show"

Which will be taking place regularly in the pristine terrain of the Great Western Woodlands near Kalgoorlie Boulder.

Treat yourself or those close to you .

You will be an active participant in the nature loving bushwalk plus bush show.

Comedy ( quirky bush style ) will be on the menu .

The bush is the  place to release your built up stress levels plus envigorate you mentally .

Of course  the the highly entertaining comedy from Dusty Swagman will dissolve those nasty toxic stress levels too.

Excellent quality comedy can break up the punishing pattern of stress with light hearted lampooning of unbearables that lurk around in our daily lives.

We are very eager to book groups of interested participants from local companies .

HOW TO BOOK ;

Send us an email or SMS and we will send you an invoice to complete ( before participating in the bush tour )....

Contact us ;

dusty34dreams@gmail.com

Ph 0482022588

0479185323

Also sports theme / analysis is on the menu for sports enthusiasts instead of the comedy .

Take the Pressure Down with a Bushwalking Tour ( therapy and comedy )

In the grinding , hard core 2023 working environment,

Stress is front and centre in people's realities .

You cannot escape it , except if you purchase a ticket to the 

" Dusty dreams bush show"

Which will be taking place regularly in the pristine terrain of the Great Western Woodlands near Kalgoorlie Boulder.

Treat yourself or those close to you .

You will be an active participant in the nature loving bushwalk plus bush show.

Comedy ( quirky bush style ) will be on the menu .

The bush is the  place to release your built up stress levels plus envigorate you mentally .

Of course  the the highly entertaining comedy from Dusty Swagman will dissolve those nasty toxic stress levels too.

Excellent quality comedy can break up the punishing pattern of stress with light hearted lampooning of unbearables that lurk around in our daily lives.

We are very eager to book groups of interested participants from local companies .

HOW TO BOOK ;

Send us an email or SMS and we will send you an invoice to complete ( before participating in the bush tour )....

Contact us ;

dusty34dreams@gmail.com

Ph 0482022588

0479185323

Also sports theme / analysis is on the menu for sports enthusiasts instead of the comedy .

16 July Videos = Sports Gameplans

We are deep into the various footy seasons across the nation ,

So let's upgrade and improve your Gameplan/s ....

VIEW VIDEO NOW

WATCH VIDEO

Update 9/07/2023

Is this a picture of you before your first coffee in the morning?

Today's update includes one short video of a car wreck in the Great Western Woodlands WA.

These are old relics in the " Theatre of the Bush " .

Even though the Woodlands environment seems calm & pristine ,

there have been many dramatic moments that have occurred especially when the hooning hell raisers take the vehicles on joy rides then dump them .

VIEW VIDEO NOW

Dusty dreams show ( 2 /07 /2023 )

Live Bush Shows coming soon near Kalgoorlie WA.

Bushwalking format .

Includes comedy , true sports stories,

Zany earthy  entertainment.

No alcohol is permitted ( insurance company instructions ).

Participate in the Woodlands Adventure.

Enquiries :

dusty44dreams@gmail.com

Ph 0482 022 588

The Great Western Woodlands is both beautiful and mysterious, however with Captain Swagman = only the mysterious applies together with being odd, off the grid and out of left field.

This is a recent photo of Captain Swagman = notice that the goggles are a bit more trendy and the hat is more fashionable .

This is a photo of the " dream boat " which has been dumped in the Woodlands.

This dream boat plus other bush wrecks and relics may well be included in the Live Dusty dreams show / tours coming soon .

A closeup of the " Tyrannosaurus Wreck " = also probably included in the upcoming Live show / tours .

You definitely won't be seeing skimpy girls like Melissa on the Live Bush Show tours !

Checkout the " Red dirt waves " with the rocking dream boat in the Woodlands .....

VIEW NOW

Live Shows in the Woodlands ( Bushwalking)

Very soon you can experience the fabulous magic of the Dusty dreams show while bushwalking in Great Western Woodlands WA.

Stay tuned for news/ updates  on this adventure .

Here is the link

 ( Google photos video  ) to a preview of this new adventure in the Goldfields.

VIEW NOW

Alternative Show 18 June 2023

It's so cold today in Kalgoorlie, 

I feel like hibernating .

Today's show is in written form as opposed to audio OR video.

Firstly = excellent news ....

The LIVE VERSION of the dusty dreams show is coming soon to a Kalgoorlie venue .

You can be in the audience and experience the magic and mystery of 

Outback quirkyness , earthyness and ruggedness.

Stay updated via this website .

Back to coping and overcoming the cold .

There are garments & undergarments on the market that have internal heating circuits installed .

Nice idea .

But what if one's genitals got wired up wrongly and got burnt / fried ?

The best garments to keep warm are 

Skins / base layers / thermals .

Just like the mountain climbers wear.

They are like leotards usually black , and fit tightly onto your body ( ie the name skins ).

If you put these on ( top and bottoms )

then put on a few more layers of clothes , these thermals heat up beautifully and keep everything ( including your genitals ) warm & cosy.

Another great tip to keep warm =

Go out into your backyard and either chop wood or dig some deep holes with a shovel .

( On another cold day you can come back and fill them in )

Of course the really obvious way to warm  up is to go for a long walk or run.

So many people take the vehicle to their destinations.It make me cringe..

Your heart needs vigorous exhaustive excecise to keep beating .

Sedentary and slothful habits eventually kill you.

So leaving the car / truck at home is a really good idea.

And of course your dog's life will be extended too, with your walking /tramping ..... (if you have one )

Dusty dreams show 12/6/23

Today's show's usual format has been flipped .

Normally it's an audio only format , but today it's without audio = with a silent photo slideshow instead .

Titled " Outback Woodlands in pictures " 

Featuring recent photos of the terrain ,beauty and ruggedness of the Great Western Woodlands WA.

Also photos of Captain Swagman AKA Gameplan Guru are included .

The old car wrecks scattered around  the environment serve as interesting outback relics .

VIEW Now

Also - Great News .

In approx 6 weeks time , 

You can enjoy the Dusty dream show live .

Where ? In bushland fairly adjacent to Sports Ovals in West Lamington ( Kalgoorlie)

More details to be posted soon !

Notes on food poisoning at supermarkets

Just a short note on stock rotations at supermarkets.

The system is totally flawed ;

As the basis of this procedure relies on use by dates being accurate ( which they are definitely NOT ).

So the supermarket staff bring all the old stock to the front of the shelves taking into account that the use by dates have not expired .

Use by dates are so unrealistic they are a horrible health hazard .

They are just an estimate made up by some dude , and the longer they can make them = the better it is for their food company .

But the poor consumer suffers from being haunted by food poisoning .

The whole stock rotation/ use by date system should be scrapped immediately.

Fascinating Car wrecks out yonder

The slogan for West Australian Tourism is

 " take a wander out yonder ".

And when you do , you will come across quite a few car wrecks from way back in time to fairly modern ones.

Dumped by the hell raising joy riders .

Today's show is not audio , instead two YouTube clips = 

Go to :

1 Watch Now

2 View Now

Customer Service Paradise ( Wizard Pharmacy Hannans Boulevard )

I experienced Customer service paradise last week at Wizard Pharmacy Hannans Boulevard when I purchased a bottle of colloidal silver.

LISTEN NOW

West Coast Eagles Shambles 2023

West Coast Eagles are a disgraceful embarrassment in 2023 and should be disbanded .

LISTEN NOW

The Rise of the Psychos

As the world standards collapse around us,

the vacuum is being filled by the sub human psychos who thrive on the chaos and confusion.

It's a short version Audio show today.

LISTEN NOW

Title Winning Footy videos for sale

The History Maker Gameplan video on USB thumb drive ( 23 minutes ) is now for sale .

Price = $34 including postage .

All the juicy secret details of Richmond's  AFL premiership run 

( 2017 - 2020 ) are included .

With the soccer / football video on USB drive,

Leicester City's ambush 57 Gameplan from 2016 is available via pre ordering.

The Ambush Mindset Rugby video on USB thumb drive is also available now.

Email = gameplan44guru@gmail.com

The video is yours to cherish and motivate .

To purchase please text ;

O479 185 323 ( Australia )   OR

Email = gameplan44guru@gmail.com

With your initial enquiry .

We will reply with payment particulars 

( Pay ID , PayPal , credit / debit card )

Drugged up Psychos roaming the streets of Kalgoorlie.

Hello Dusty dreamers & diehards out there ,

Today's show is in a different format namely a blog post instead of the usual audio / podcast .

The topic is pretty serious and involves the psychotic drug addicts 

( PDA )

roaming the streets of Kalgoorlie .

During the past week ,

I had the unfortunate experience of encountering a PDA in Hay Street at about 10 am on a weekday.

He was on a bike yelling at the top of his voice with numerous expletives towards the world in general .

I don't know if this is a symptom of ice or meth amphetamine ?

It was pretty confronting and I failed to implement my strategy of acting the grizzly bear ( detailed in the Audio show from a few weeks ago, with the photo of a bear ....

 on my website ).

This strategy would have been ideal to shut him up and confront him.

These characters are sub human = a different species to us .

The psychos .

They are the lowest of the low .

Other names for these characters = 

Unforgivables , Undesirables , Unhinged psychos ,

Unbearables .

All of the above names exactly describe the sub human who I encountered in that Kalgoorlie street .

Of course they are on a knife edge with probably a real knife in their possession.

Drugged up , off their faces ,off the planet, full of hatred and aggression .

So why is this happening .

Sure Kalgoorlie Boulder has always had a drug reputation.

But this is far more  disturbing and brought in by newcomers to the town.

Part of the ugly face of the mining boom.

So walking down a street in Kalgoorlie in the middle of the day ,

Now becomes treacherous / dangerous.

I have seen glimpses of similar disgusting behaviour in the seedy side of Sydney in previous years ,

So now it's reached the Goldfields.

It's a shame for sure and certain.

Authorities with their conservative conventional methods of Operations , are always behind the play when it comes to stamping this out.

It will probably just get worse.

So get prepared for your own sad experiences of similar incidents.

It will be battles being fought by citizens on the streets against the psycho sub humans who are on a true war footing .

We all need to discover our inner Batman against these sub human jokers .

Podcast / Audio show Alternative 30 April

Hello dusty dreamers & diehards,

This Sunday's show is in the form of 

Video shorts , not the usual Audio show.

Just click each of the links below ...

https://youtube.com/shorts/gXG7YO1hj1o?feature=share

https://youtube.com/shorts/qsc0VBUOnMs?feature=share

https://youtube.com/shorts/tbApWPiI5Mw?feature=share

https://youtube.com/shorts/Qw2MmHnUz7M?feature=share

Self defence for the Untrained plus eliminate addictions.

Greetings Dusty dreamers & diehards,

Today's Audio show covers " psyching out " attackers ( basic self defence)

plus eliminating addictions to cigarettes , grog and substances.

Audio Show link ( OneDrive / Microsoft)

PLAY NOW

Videos about Gameplans plus coaching info

I invented the Gameplans that won premiership titles for Richmond AFL  Tigers , Penrith Panthers NRL plus 15 other elite titles manifested over more than a decade .

I am harnessing this River of Knowledge to create programs and videos for mental / emotional empowerment for the workforce.

PRICING = $34 for 1 USB thumb drive containing 2 videos 

( 20 minutes each ).

Includes postage to your postal address.

You can initiate a purchase of videos either on USB thumb drive OR links on a mobile device ....

By texting  0482022588 or

Emailing , gameplan44guru@gmail.com

Please note that any sports coaching is done without visiting .

Emails , USB drive videos and phone are the methods in operation.

Audio Show 12 = Mental Empowerment

Mental Gameplan for being at your best ....( The Ace in the Pack )

Microsoft OneDrive Link,

PLAY NOW

Mobidrive Link ; ( download if you don't have the App )

LISTEN NOW  

Audio Show 11 =Kalgoorlie Culture ( for the Vultures )

Links to audio show = see below 

Contact us = 

dusty34dreams@gmail.com

phone = 0482 022 588

Today"s topics include cultural identity upgrade for Kalgoorlie / Goldfields, 

CKB council mindset improvement needed ,

Astonishing mental motivation / empowerment systems , humour .

Onedrive / Microsoft link to Show 11 

PLAY NOW

Google drive link ;

LISTEN NOW

Navigating thru the posts on this site

Each post has two links to the Dusty dreams audio show / podcast .

( Except last week when we had internet provider coverage issues ).

The audio show comes out every Sunday and is 7-10 minutes.

Videos 4 Sale on USB / PAYMENT

Microsoft / OneDrive Link to Audio Show 10....

PLAY NOW

Videos 4 Sale on USB thumb drives

1 outback peace of mind

2 mental health restoration 4 workers / staff ( stress relief = "take the pressure down" )

3 EPL Soccer Saga Leicester City title 2015-16 .

4 Footy teams saga / story  AFL 

5 Mentoring / advising on winner mindset etc

6 Straight up  zany  unfiltered off the gridlock   comedy video .

Description of videos on offer / for sale plus Gold Booming and Sports Mindset info ....

Contact us :

dusty34dreams@gmail.com  OR

prevail34endure@gmail.com ( Sports Related )

PAYMENT:

Go to :

Click here to pay

PayID = 0479185323

History Maker Gameplan System

CONTACT US :

dusty34dreams@gmail.com OR Sports Related :

prevail34endure@gmail.com

LISTEN NOW

The above link is Onedrive / Microsoft

The link below is Google Drive .

PLAY NOW

As mentioned in the Free Audio Link above , you can purchase the video with all the juicy secret details of the History Maker Gameplan System .

Price = $34 including postage.

Other videos available = female empowerment , comedy plus outback mentality .

Just send a quick email to 

dusty34dreams@gmail.com

To express your interest.

Audio Show 8 = Outback Peace of Mind

Glowing "advertisement " for the glorious Aussie Outback .

Microsoft / OneDrive Link =

PLAY NOW

Google drive link =

LISTEN NOW

Go to :https://youtube.com/shorts/Qw2MmHnUz7M?feature=share

for YouTube version of " Outback Peace of Mind "

PLAY NOW